I let her in, she fucked me and stayed - is that how relationships work?

Checking to see if my wife will let me if I get her drunk (spoiler: she will 😉)

Whipped and fucked - now she won't look at others

Are you sleeping? Well, well, I'm about to stick my dick in your ass and you won't be able to sleep

Mom, you don't go for a walk like that, you stand in doggystyle

I traded tennis for a p̶e̶n̶i̶s̶s̶ cock - I have an orgasm and no problems

Did you think I'd suck you off? Sure, bro-- why isn't my dick in my mouth yet?

She'll ask for you to cum inside her, click! Just like the real thing😉

You already fucked me, son, but not enough. Finish it, I want to cum

Who chooses her stepmother's underwear, fucks her (as long as her father doesn't burn her)

Dreaming of sitting on my dick? Wait, I'll sit on your face first

My husband has a small penis, so from time to time I call an electrician

Horny sleeping stranger - I'll suck him off, that's how I'll get to know him

You're dressed like a whore! Fuck you, your father's gonna fuck you

I only wanted to fuck my husband. But you don't want your friends to be bored

My friend's ass is a little tight, but she wants two cocks, so we'll put them in her pussy

Didn't find a live cucumber with the power of the earth, but found a blonde to fuck

I don't wear panties to work — the owner takes them off anyway

Don't worry, you can fuck in the anus — everyone in the hostel is already asleep

How I love it when she swears and asks me to fuck harder

I thought you'd be more modest. But when I asked you for a blowjob, you got down on your knees 🥵

That's the "deep throat" thing - her throat squeezes through and she doesn't choke

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