"Why have a wife when you can have me?" — The best psychologist's advice

It's not nice to fuck a silly girl, but it gives you a place to flush your sperm

We took a break with a girlfriend, can I at least fuck you then, Mom?

Everyone knows what Tinder is for, here's some wine and let's get laid already

She asked me to put it in her asshole, she doesn't need a finger there

Honey, come on, get it in — my pussy's already flowing

What do I care about your literature when the thought of a penis is making me all hot and bothered?

The guy is so fucking annoying, he calls and won't let me meet his roommate

Called a maid outside of work hours to take her time

Sister couldn't fucking wait for me? I haven't had a boyfriend in a long time

"Mom, help me out" — I drank Dad's Viagra and need to get laid right away

Friend girl, why don't you give me a hand job, it's been a year since I've had a man?

Patient, what are you standing there for, take off your pants — I'll jerk you off and make you feel better

My pussy was so juicy it was coming out of my panties, I rubbed it for a buzz

Are you sleeping? Well, well, I'm about to stick my dick in your ass and you won't be able to sleep

That's it: he fucked the doll, but all his sperm went back into Sasha Rose

She admitted that she fucks me for a reason, and she's already in the pussy

Well, since you're already dressed as a whore, I suggest you pay for your order that way

Her sister got dumped by her boyfriend, so she got up from not getting laid

What you put that finger in instead of your dick, massage it properly!

Your choice, bitch — either I call the police or you'll be covered in sperm

Taking your asshole sister to the sea for love? Well, except for her ass

Don't look at me like that, you've come so many times, now it's my turn

Put the bitch's mouth on his dick — she cussed and fucked him herself