What a dick my brother's got, it's blurred my memory... Forgot he had a boyfriend

- Are we being tricked into having sex? - Yeah, it's too late to say no, let them fuck us

Brother, I gave it to you in my sleep, but don't tell the guy, or I won't give it to you again

Who chooses her stepmother's underwear, fucks her (as long as her father doesn't burn her)

Forget about his girlfriend! I won't let go until you fuck me

I'm masturbating to you, maybe it's time to get laid We've been drinking

Son, what's the big deal? Let's sleep together, at least you can fuck me to orgasm

I'll fuck my friend's girlfriend so she won't fuck his brains out

We're 19, and we're fucking in class under the "supervision" of the gym teacher 🙄

Fucking my mind in her classes - so I got to her pussy

Wow, sister, did you squirt? - No, asshole, I pissed myself

Almost got knocked up when I was drunk... Spread my sperm on my pussy, it's soothing

I'm not a whore, but I'm willing to get laid for money

Call your father, I'm drunk and want to fuck! He's not home? Then go fuck yourself

I gave it to the neighbor's grandfather when I was drunk, I won't go to any more sleepovers - rofl

You can't ruin a friendship with sex, and if your dick is big, you can make it stronger

And she knows how to please a guy - 1st date, and already on his dick

Fuck, Kolya, I want to fuck you, and your girlfriend is going home. Fuck me quick

What are you looking at, fuck! Am I just showing off my tits?

Wow, my neighbor sucked my wi-fi password! I'll have to change it 😏

I can give a fucking blowjob at the snap of a finger, and I fuck even better

And you thought wine and cunnilingus was just that? It's time to get laid, baby

Checking to see if my wife will let me if I get her drunk (spoiler: she will 😉)

Fuck harder, only dick will relieve the stress of failing a test