"Honey, you don't fuck me enough, so I'm fucking around with my lover."

Masturbating and fucking a stranger, why, my husband doesn't fuck me

What an excuse, mom's not home, get your dick out, I'll give you a blowjob

I wonder, if I came inside you, what color would the baby be?

Husband is drunk asleep next to me, so I have to suck his dildo while the courier fucks

"Why don't I come in and show you how I jerk off?" - Who wouldn't? 😳