Honey, that's the game - whoever loses, sucks a dick. Get on with it!

It's the first time I've seen him, but he's a decent licker - you can give him that

I'm not actually like that, but I'm ready to get laid right here for an iPhone

I'm gonna fuck you until you squirt. You're used to hard fuckin'

Yeah, I came on my face, so what? It was a shame to get sperm on your underwear

Patient, I got the stone out of my penis, now I have to get the sperm out 😷

What a guy, Dad. As long as you're fucking me like this, I'm not going out at all

I want to fuck my wife, I want to fuck my girlfriend! So what, they're both setting themselves up

I fucked the delivery guy for fun, but how did I know he was married!

He fucks me so hard, it makes my eyes roll back from orgasm

Don't be modest - look how much dick your brother has grown, get in faster

You couldn't have come in a condom? I took it off, what am I supposed to do with a creampie?

We're 19, and we're fucking in class under the "supervision" of the gym teacher 🙄

When your girlfriend is sick, stick your dick in, it will cure her 💯

Hey, what about the creampie? All right, I'll put my fingers inside

- Which hole do I put it in? - Without a condom in the anus, I won't get pregnant

Why didn't I let my brother come before - it's more pleasant and the sperm is inside

I spilled sperm on my face and my glasses - that's okay, I'll lick it off and swallow it

Maids, put your panties on so your wife doesn't notice the sperm

I'll fuck you for skipping school, so she knows what the future holds for truants

Oops, the maids fell asleep instead of cleaning - nothing, she'll work it off with her mouth

Instead of studying, she masturbates, or better yet, she sucks my dick

My husband is blind, so I don't hide cheating, he won't see it anyway

We've waited! Angel decided to mfm with double penetration 😱