Yeah, hitting on a stranger and getting laid. I got a thing for big dicks 🍆

I went to my neighbor's house for dick... I mean tea! Get to know each other 😏

Brother, teach me how to suck a dick, or the guy will think I'm a virgin

Why so, sister... Now until I fuck you up, I won't let you go

You're not afraid to sleep with your bare ass, so you're ready to sleep with a friend, too

What guy? I forget about him when someone else's dick is fucking me

The secretary's tits are fucking great, but I hired her for throat blow jobs

It's embarrassing to blackmail my sister, but how else can I get her to have sex?

Don't scream so loudly from your orgasms, we're in the hotel - they'll complain again!

Whoa, she's masturbating! What would happen if I showed her my dick?

He was so hard to cry with his dick, he fucked me even harder

You fucked everyone in the game, but you should have fucked my anus

You dare touch my dick? We're friends, now lick my balls

Take it off! We'd rather fuck in the anus, but without the condom

Why is the hotel so fucking expensive? Oh, I get it, it's a cunt service

Ouch, where are you putting it, it's a butt! (eh, I hoped he wouldn't notice)

He said it didn't hurt in the ass - and now I can't sit up for a week

Why did you take your clothes off in my car? Oh, to fuck? All right, then

The guy calls again - as if he knows that I persuaded a friend to lick me

It's so fucking tight in her ass - you can tell she never gave her husband anal sex

Wow, how she sagged in orgasm, now I have to cum on her

That's what happens when you stop a gamer from winning - call him names and fuck him

Are you crazy? I have a boyfriend. Okay, fuck me, I don't mind

Fucking hell, the wife found a mistress - now it's either a scandal or fmf