Man, why did you invite me home? So fuck me, don't get distracted

You can't go home because your parents are there, but you can also give a blowjob in the entryway

On New Year's Eve I was embarrassed, but on Old New Year's Eve I did sip a friend's dick

There are no more presents under the tree, but I'm going to fuck that pussy

What are you sitting around for? Put the phone down and take your dick in your mouth

How cool is it when a friend is a nerd, you can fuck his girlfriend fmf

Wait, what the fuck! I wanted to blow a stranger, not my son

I was waiting for a new fucker, and my son came, so come in and fuck me, what can I do?

Oops, she's sucking my dick in the woods, and there's a left-handed man watching us

It's too late to deny it, I know you want your mother in the anus — go ahead

I love it when female students come for a retake — they give it to you in all the holes

Guys come and go, but you have one friend — fuck me first

Doctor, no porn doesn't eliminate the boner, only you can help

Tired of coaxing, he took the bitch by the hair and fucked her roughly in the mouth

Honey, I've given you a blowjob 100 times already, now you can lick me, too

And danced and stood up doggystyle — that's the kind of innuendo about sex I understand

Called a guy to celebrate Christmas, and he fucked and left right away

So I came in drunk — is that an excuse to tie me up and fuck me in the ass?

Oiled her asshole and fucked her in the anus — now it won't hurt

Hey, I'm a maid, not a prostitute, but you can fuck for a tip

Look, I got my boobs bigger! Will you give me a bonus now?

I'll have time to blow a stranger, because the ropeway is so slow

You show your pussy to the fans, and I've got a lot of sperm

Do you want to make me feel good? Here's my dick, start sucking it