She loves to suck and fuck when she's stoned

Checking to see if my wife will let me if I get her drunk (spoiler: she will 😉)

I fucked a friend when I was drunk, oh. Well, now I have a boyfriend

It's a lucky visit for me — my girlfriends are clearly in the mood for sex

It's a good thing the friend girl didn't come — it's embarrassing to fuck the courier in front of her

He grabbed me by the throat and fucked me — and I wanted a romance with wine

Drunken girls take dicks in their insensitive pussies

I'm not a whore, but I'm willing to get laid for money

You start every day with sex, start today with cunnilingus

Thought his wife was faithful, but put on a hidden camera and bummed out

On the first date, I drank wine, and I was like, "Oh, make me cum, I'm not myself

Wow, my neighbor sucked my wi-fi password! I'll have to change it 😏