The brunette knows that having sex drunk is twice as pleasant

On the first date, I drank wine, and I was like, "Oh, make me cum, I'm not myself

Thought his wife was faithful, but put on a hidden camera and bummed out

He grabbed me by the throat and fucked me — and I wanted a romance with wine

You start every day with sex, start today with cunnilingus

Wow, my neighbor sucked my wi-fi password! I'll have to change it 😏