Why are you such a fucking bitch? You come in drunk and suck me off

Be quiet! So I put my dick in you, that's no reason to scream like that

My roommate's a horny fucker. She has a few drinks and she gets it up

Thought his wife was faithful, but put on a hidden camera and bummed out

It's a good thing the friend girl didn't come — it's embarrassing to fuck the courier in front of her

I'm not a whore, but I'm willing to get laid for money

I fucked a friend when I was drunk, oh. Well, now I have a boyfriend

I'm swallowing someone's sperm, and before the wine, I didn't know I wanted sex so bad

Checking to see if my wife will let me if I get her drunk (spoiler: she will 😉)

It's a lucky visit for me — my girlfriends are clearly in the mood for sex

On the first date, I drank wine, and I was like, "Oh, make me cum, I'm not myself

He grabbed me by the throat and fucked me — and I wanted a romance with wine

Drunken girls take dicks in their insensitive pussies

You start every day with sex, start today with cunnilingus

Wow, my neighbor sucked my wi-fi password! I'll have to change it 😏