Future nurses only let you fuck them with a condom

On the first date, I drank wine, and I was like, "Oh, make me cum, I'm not myself

He grabbed me by the throat and fucked me — and I wanted a romance with wine

Smoked with a bong friend and ended the evening with a wild fuck

She loves to suck and fuck when she's stoned

I'm not a whore, but I'm willing to get laid for money

Drunken girls take dicks in their insensitive pussies

I'm swallowing someone's sperm, and before the wine, I didn't know I wanted sex so bad

Thought his wife was faithful, but put on a hidden camera and bummed out

It's a lucky visit for me — my girlfriends are clearly in the mood for sex

You start every day with sex, start today with cunnilingus

Wow, my neighbor sucked my wi-fi password! I'll have to change it 😏