They left the nanny to watch over their son, and she seduced him

Climbed on a bald jock's dick while his wife was sleeping next to him

The guy's not home, I'm horny, my friend has a boner, the cards have been dealt, I'm fucking

I forgot about my lover in the closet and I'm jerking off... Come out, I need my dick!

Dude, a blowjob is not a blowjob! And I'm not gonna spill my sperm