I woke you up, I'll fuck you - and you shouldn't sleep without panties

You have beautiful fucking eyes, I was staring (at your boobs) 👀

I'm going to cum and masturbate until I'm cumming

Jerk off to a sleeping woman, she'll sit on your dick when she wakes up (but that's not certain)

We just met and you're already pulling up your skirt — okay, I'm all for

The pussy got so wet that I had to ask the guy to fuck

The nerd fixed his girlfriend's computer and got laid for it

Took his secretary on a business trip to fuck her between meetings

Instead of paying, get up doggystyle - I rented your place for a reason

Got an orgasm and she's getting high. Yeah, I'm gonna give her orgasms

I don't get it - you cum on your stomach and then you put it inside? Are you an idiot?

One orgasm isn't enough for me - fuck more, but promise me no crepey

You took off your condom during sex, but don't expect a creampie. You have a boyfriend

I blackmailed you into sex! Okay, sister, but this is the first and last time!

Remember, you see my boner, you spread your pretty legs. You got it?

Thanks for the rimming, but don't expect that from me — you'll cum from fucking

Oh, that's a lot of thick sperm! I've got to lick it all off!

Friend, how long have you been showering, I've had time to fuck your girlfriend

And while the lesbians are busy cunnilingus, I'll put it on the sly, too

You thought you'd bent the slut and fired her? And the slut was a bitch

If the husband is a workaholic, the wife has to give herself to couriers

Teased the fat cock so long that it shot out a stream of cum

Just woke up and her pussy is already wet and ready to fuck

Juicy roommate always wants to fuck and gets turned on at the drop of a hat