And we fucked my wife by the window for nothing — now everyone knows I'm a cuckold

We're not swingers — we live together, so we fuck in front of each other

My mom doesn't hear me jerking off at night, so she won't notice that either

The customer stood up doggystyle at the fitting, and the salesman aimed at her anal

You asked me to tie your hands — get your dick in your throat all the way

I didn't intend to fuck in the anus — it was an accident! (I think she believed me.)

Don't wait, put your dick in faster — we only rented a room for an hour

My trainer is a pro: she started the class by stretching... her pussy

Daughter, you're better off getting fucked by my friend than by the fuckers from uni

Fuck, and she was modest! And now she takes two dicks at a time

Well done to me — I helped a stranger close the protein window after the workout

I don't have to cook for you, but I do give you on a schedule

Naked daughter drew a dick — father understood in his own way: must be in the anus

Son, are you crazy? Massage me, not stick your dick in my pussy

I'm drooling, do you have to shove your dick so deep?

Why are you yelling from your orgasm, the neighbors are going to come running

If Shinaryen calls you to her place — get your dick ready right away, she'll give it to you for sure

What do girls do after a blowjob? If sperm is in your mouth — kissing

She burst into the house and took her clothes off — how long has it been since she got laid?

No, brother, it's about time — I just had my finger in my pussy

Friend girl from Tinder laid down and slept — for such a boner you have to wake her up

Wife, you ungrateful whore, I brought black people for business!

Keep your panties in your mouth for a quieter moan — now you can fuck

Ooh, you've got your tits and your ass all pumped up — now get on your dick