Stranger, can we talk more or are you going to shut me up with your dick already?

Took her boyfriend to a public bathroom to get laid, but he didn't get the hint

They got you for anal and gangbang, how? They whipped the drunks, so they gave it to them

What a dick my brother's got, it's blurred my memory... Forgot he had a boyfriend

Brother, I gave it to you in my sleep, but don't tell the guy, or I won't give it to you again

I'm masturbating to you, maybe it's time to get laid We've been drinking

Son, what's the big deal? Let's sleep together, at least you can fuck me to orgasm

I'll fuck my friend's girlfriend so she won't fuck his brains out

Whom you spend the New Year with, and whom you will fuck - let us celebrate together

Call your father, I'm drunk and want to fuck! He's not home? Then go fuck yourself

What's there to think about - you gave me a cocktail, it's time to go to the park and suck my dick

I gave it to the neighbor's grandfather when I was drunk, I won't go to any more sleepovers - rofl

You can't ruin a friendship with sex, and if your dick is big, you can make it stronger

And my ex is a good one - he comes and fucks me on demand

What are you looking at, fuck! Am I just showing off my tits?

Be quiet! So I put my dick in you, that's no reason to scream like that

Wow, my neighbor sucked my wi-fi password! I'll have to change it 😏

I can give a fucking blowjob at the snap of a finger, and I fuck even better

Fuck harder, only dick will relieve the stress of failing a test

Sweetheart, here's a man for you, but you can't look, lest you fall in love with a dick

We've met, we've had a drink, it's time to go to the bathroom, we're going to fuck

No, friend girl, kissing is boring. Let's call the guys, they have dicks

It's a good thing the friend girl didn't come — it's embarrassing to fuck the courier in front of her

I warned her that she couldn't drink, otherwise she'd give it — well, what can you do...