Shit, brother, you're my skirt, what am I going to tell my mom now?

Brother, it's impossible to get stuck in the washing machine! But I'm ready to get laid

Fucked his sister before her first date so she wouldn't be nervous

She agreed to give herself to her brother so he wouldn't interfere with her grades

I came to cheer up my brother, but I didn't cheer him up, I cheered up his dick

Brother, you're going away without me for two weeks? Who's going to suck your dick?

100% true story — got stuck in the washing machine and was fucked by her brother

Even though my brother prevented me from cumming, I got a real dick

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