I showed my boss my language skills, I'll give him some more doggystyle, and I've got the job!

Wanted a x2 bonus so she let the chief get it in her - knocked up? 🤔

This is a fucking report! That's the kind of thing that gets a secretary's dick in her pants

Chief, I'll show you what I can do and let you give me a raise

You want a promotion, suck a dick! And if you don't, fuck you