I don't wear panties to work — the owner takes them off anyway

You asked for a massage, what the fuck is a squirt and a creampie, sister? 😳

Anal, creampie, but for 💰 - we have a working relationship

Okay, customer, I'll give it to you 🍆 But if you don't buy it, the police will turn you in 🤬

The groom let his tipsy bride go around in a circle

Be patient, my love, the butt will heal, but now you have money for the phone

I'm so drunk, bro - let me get the fuck out of here and spend the night

I don't need a fucking class, I need you to put me on my dick, that's the idea

And I got your ex-girlfriend at work so you can fuck her on Saturdays

If he wakes up, I'm fucked. Because daddy didn't know he was fucking me

The chief both orgasms and gives out bonuses - and the husband is now just a cuckold 🤷‍♀️

I'm fucking her in the ass and she's married. The flight attendant's a hot mess

Asked for a dick suck before the date and you're already in, bro 😱

Yeah, blackmail. I just really wanted to fuck my sister. 🤷🏻‍♂️

The owner fucks his wife until she screams, so the maid wants to fuck her

She gave up cheating and fmf, just so he wouldn't ask for anal again

Fuck me, but don't fire me! You hired me for my tits

It's weird, but it's kind of a turn-on to fuck the maid and the wife kind of doesn't notice

My wife is asleep, and that's a good thing..... because my dick is still deep in the maid 🫣

Fuck me, bro, but be quiet - the guy's in the bathroom and can hear the moans

She made me cheat on my wife - fucked the maid and it was dirty

So Lois Griffin made Peter a cooch! And this one turned out to be a whore

Are you sure that's okay? Cause it's like I'm cheating for a guy

She lied to her husband about being on a business trip, but she's in the hotel fucking her boss