Son, why aren't you getting up? Is your boner getting in the way? I'll help you with that (a reference to Wensday?)

Patient, I got the stone out of my penis, now I have to get the sperm out 😷

We're 19, and we're fucking in class under the "supervision" of the gym teacher 🙄

Oops, the maids fell asleep instead of cleaning - nothing, she'll work it off with her mouth

I let my friend fuck my wife, but on the condition that he only comes in my ass

Open your mouth wider, I'll teach you how to fuck and suck

"Did you cum in me?" - That's how you pass a grade at 19 (via creampie) 😳

Do you want to be a secretary? Does semen look good on your face?

Oops, the Snow Maiden got the wrong address... but the dick is big, so she stayed

I will not meet 2023 as a virgin, let me fuck a girl

Convinced the maid that giving to the master was also part of her duties

How you celebrate New Year's Eve is how you spend it! We get laid, don't you?

You're quite a bunny - don't forget to jump on your dick

On New Year's Eve I unpacked my pussy, but you said yourself that you were my present!

Have you been behaving yourself? Then I'll call a friend for mfm instead of Santa Claus

Wow, that's Wansday taking her panties off, and I was just about to fuck her

Asian maid combo! Wouldn't you fuck her if you were me?

Wow, you shouldn't be cleaning in that uniform, you should be sitting on my dick

The owner punished me in the anus - that's it, now I'll always clean badly

She seduced him into a hard fuck, and he doesn't mind, his wife won't let her

I jerked off in the dark, but I saw it. Had to fuck the ghost

Patient, why are you lying around, at least fuck the nurse before you are discharged?

That pixie charmed me and stole all my sperm

I came to my brother for help, and I left with a creampie — he helped as much as he could