I'm coming and you're still on my dick! You're gonna jerk off, don't you want to be a mom?

The little one remembered all of her swear words while I was fucking her

He came home from work angry and showed his redheaded wife who was boss

I called the programmer and didn't get dressed — of course, he fell for it!

Oh, you're such a fucker, who did you give the nudes to? I'm gonna beat the shit out of you