The Uber cab driver wouldn't let me squirt on the seat. Can I squirt on my dick?

I stretched your holes well, now you're ready for dick, too

How do you trick a friend into having sex? Oh, I'll touch his dick and see if he gets it

Hey, no krempai - I'll grab my dick and direct the cum myself

If I suck like that, I'll do rimming, too. I came from the other side, so to speak

You fucked two people and came in one? That's okay, we'll lick it off and share the cum

My lover's lucky, I give him pussy, but my husband I just suck it

Why not? She's a heavy sleeper, so let her give a blowjob

Everyone expects orgasms at the end, and here's a skank giving birth to a gut at the end

I'll tie you up for some creampay, but first I'll massage your prostate

Fucking hell, I put my fist in her! And she said I was her second best--

I'm gonna start the year without sex with my sister-- I took a dump on her face, oops

I let my wife cheat once and she got her ass fucked 😱

I'm begging you to cum all over me - I want it all over my face and hair 💦

Her husband's in the bathroom strangling a snake, and she's offering me sex! Fucked the fuck out of me

Rubbed before having sex with the photographer, so her pussy will be wetter

You can tell right away that she wants a discount - she sucked and licked the sperm

She wanted to fuck, she couldn't stand it, so she called a plumber and gave it to him

Didn't know what to get her friend and shared her favorite boyfriend

Took her brother by the penis, just so he wouldn't interfere with the conversation with his beloved

Gave her friend another chance, and he poured cum all over his face and glasses again

One more second and the bitch will realize that I was peeping and jerking off on her

You want to go on vacation? Well, you can jerk off to the boss with your legs and give yourself to him on the table

Lucky with the delivery guy! We thought only niggers had thick dicks like that