Wife only from adultery - okay, I'll call a friend for that, too

Do you have a conscience? I let you fuck my wife and you took a piss in her

Oops, two dicks in bed at once! So fuck both of them at once, what are we waiting for?

Somebody's still got NoNutNovember, and we've got a tee on the schedule

I'll share my wife with a friend, but only with a condom, I love that fucker