I fucked you in the throat, now get up doggystyle, you see I've got a boner

Get high on your dick while I let you — as soon as you get bored, I'll pour sperm in your mouth

Bitch lies to her husband about being bored at home without taking her friend's cock out of her mouth

Doggystyle long cock goes in tight, I sit on top - it goes all the way in

Are you done yet? No, that wasn't our agreement, put it back in

Oh, it's so cold in here, can't we think of a way to get warm?

You want a blowjob in your mouth, go ahead, but a blowjob won't get you out of the krempai, okay?

No, honey, you're not going to work dressed like that — only to fuck off

I asked a non-Russian maid for coffee... and this is what came out of it

Took a creampie to masturbate and cum with cum inside

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

I gave you presents on New Year's Eve, but on Christmas I'll only fuck you

I like to get laid on New Year's Eve — then I get good presents