I've behaved badly all year, but I'm a brother, I'll give you a creampie, I'll forgive everything

Mom, it's uncomfortable to fuck in the washing machine... I'll get you, so let's fuck

Let me suck your dick and sit on your dick, and don't turn me in to the cops

Sit on your dick and put your ass on it, little lady, or I'll arrest you

"That's not my order, I demand compensation — take your pants off quickly."

I'm a lusher, I'll suck your dick without blackmailing you, but you'll suck my dick too, brother

Okay, I won't turn you over to your parents, but you'll pay for this creampie