Not smart enough to win at checkers — take off your clothes and put your butt on the table

Wanted to experiment and come from two cocks at once

Oh, fuck. I'm actually cumming on the teacher out of my own dick 🥵

I came to cheer up my brother, but I didn't cheer him up, I cheered up his dick

I haven't even asked her name but she's already on my dick (in the entryway)

The nurse mixed up the vaccine, but didn't leave the patient with a boner

And this realtor's experienced-- she knows it's easier to rent a place naked

Invited guys to a bachelorette party, got a lot of sperm and squirted

Be patient and don't cum, you want a simultaneous orgasm with this pussy

I can't take a hint 😡 Hello, I'm wet, waiting for cunnilingus and orgasm

My husband won't know I'm seducing a coworker in the toilet for a promotion, will he?

She came to the interview without her panties — that's the kind of employee we need

Wrong door, so fuck you - mine, because you've got a hard-on

Tear up your tights and fuck me. Your roommate didn't fuck me, but I'm hungry for cock

She burst into the house and took her clothes off — how long has it been since she got laid?

Honey, wake up! No, go back to sleep, I'll take care of your boner

Want to ride in someone else's car? Sure, but sex first

I don't even let you fuck me for money, and the boss just fucked 😥

Who goes out with friends like that? Clearly, he wants to cum

I've behaved badly all year, but I'm a brother, I'll give you a creampie, I'll forgive everything

I didn't want to cheat... But I'm not stupid enough to refuse to have sex

Already about to fire the secretary, and she suddenly agreed to a blowjob

That's how my girlfriend meets me, her ass is so full of sperm

I got my ass kicked and my orgasm. ✨ Now take the cum in your mouth