Not smart enough to win at checkers — take off your clothes and put your butt on the table 80.5K

For my girlfriend, blowjobs are not cheating! I got a blowjob with an Asian girl

You got caught jerking off, all right 🙄 Give me your dick, I've been wanting it for a long time

What does he do to himself 😱 He puts his dick in both stepmother and girlfriend

Guy says I don't suck good. Dude, let's test it on your dick

That's what ovulation did to my sister - she fucked me instead of my boyfriend

It's February 14, so all the lovers are fucking as a foursome!

Are you fucking kidding me?! You can't take a picture of me sucking a dick! You can't show it to a guy!

My husband lost me to a friend to fuck me - what a cuckold 🙄

I didn't warn her and had a creampie (so scared her for Halloween 😏)

I fucked my stepmother. Why did my dad leave me home alone with her?!

You'll know how to masturbate in the hostel 🪄 10 points to Gryffindor

She got me drunk, gave me a fucking blowjob and gave me a blowjob, that's how she sold me the house

And I got your ex-girlfriend at work so you can fuck her on Saturdays

I was in a bar and I didn't get a picture. Neighbor, why don't you fuck me 😉 😉

While my husband's out, I'm gonna give his friend a blowjob 😋 And then we'll fuck