Rub your pussy on your dick for good luck, so you can definitely cum tonight

I came home from the club and went straight to my dick — I'll prove that I didn't cheat

Your report is wrong again — take off your panties, you'll be punished

Gave a Valentine's card to a girl, and she gave it to her in the entryway

She got her hands and mouth on the cum 🥵 And she put her face under the cum

Wore beautiful lingerie in front of me to make me want to take it off

You want an iPhone and have a boner - what to do? Clearly, s̶i̶ya̶t̶ suck on it

Got caught jerking off - and she just didn't know who to jerk off to

So, did you come with the cleaning? Now suck my dick, I didn't cum

Invited me home, but I was afraid to fuck this whore without a condom

Almost got caught cheating, had to distract his wife with sex

It's good to be a programmer — I fixed my laptop and now I have it up my ass

Do you want to distract a guy from his work? The only way to do that is with a blowjob

I spilled sperm on my face and my glasses - that's okay, I'll lick it off and swallow it

She twirled in beautiful lingerie — that's it, the cock is standing, you can suck it

You can't spank your wife, you can't put your finger up her ass... I'll call a whore

Without a word, he came over and fucked her in the mouth - a whore at a rock concert

Chief, why don't you look at the tits and tell me if there's a bonus?

Pulled his wet panties aside and fucked his hot girlfriend

Pain in her tight ass doesn't stop her from cumming

Came in for a guy with no underwear to get right to the point

He poured sperm all over his ass and stockings, but what an amateur homemade porn they made

This maid knows how to pump herself a quick pay raise

Gave his girlfriend a vibrator for her birthday and taught her how to use it