I came home from the club and went straight to my dick — I'll prove that I didn't cheat 55.5K

You hid that ass from me?! I would have fucked you a long time ago

She just walked in and grabbed his dick 🥵 What a good wife

What do I have to say? I have a beautiful girl, I love fucking her

"Here's your dick, take it in your mouth" - "Is that sure it'll help you pass the grade?"

My wife's waiting at home, but I couldn't refuse my boss, I fucked her, yes

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I'm asleep and you're jerking off with a hard-on? Come on, you better cum on me

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On the first date, I drank wine, and I was like, "Oh, make me cum, I'm not myself

Hello darling, I'm getting a creampie here! See you soon, don't miss me 😘

You're the one who hasn't fucked in a while? What are you waiting for? Fuck me and cum on my face

So what if you're married?! If you want this job, you'll be fucking the boss

Left a friend alone with his wife, and guess what? His dick is in her cunt! 😤

It's the other way around. All he needs is a boner, she'll fuck him herself