- Are you drunked? - No, dad, I've got an axe. Fuck you, or I'll sober up later

Did you touch your sleeping mom's tit? You ever try asking for a creampie?

I thought my daughter was a virgin, but she came and put her pussy on me

Of course it's embarrassing, but not too embarrassing. It's not my wife giving it to someone at night

You want to blow me in the morning, fine, but we'll have sex then

Honey, wake up, I've been up all night not admiring your tits

I know my mom wants me. I'll do it while she's asleep and cum in her

I saw that ass and I didn't even have to wake her up, I fucked her to orgasm

Drunk girl won't even be able to remember that it's her father cums into her

Shut up, or if your friend girl wakes up, then I'll fuck her too

Quiet, or friend girl's gonna wake up and see you squirting

How can I not judge you after that? I'm asleep and you start fucking me

She was asleep, and the dick behind her woke her up, and shot a creampie into her! 🤌🏼

Hey, that's the wrong hole, son! You don't usually fuck me in the ass 😱

What did you do to me? My whole body orgasmed 🤯

Thought sleep paralysis 👻 And I'm getting sucked in my sleep, great 😏

It's a shame to wake up the baby, so I'll fuck her quietly in her sleep

That's some fucked-up shit. She's fucking the pillow in her sleep! I wish she was fucking me

Showed Mary Rock what happens when you wake a guy up with a blowjob