I agreed to two dicks, but I didn't think it was simultaneous

The ass is ready - don't you dare scream, it's time to spread your anus for two dicks

Oops, two dicks in bed at once! So fuck both of them at once, what are we waiting for?

It's good to have that kind of stretch, you can fuck your ass on the twine

Yes, I'm a co-cult, but licking someone else's sperm off my wife is too much

Relax, honey, don't cheat in front of me. Get high off someone else's dick, you can