Honey blindfolded me and I don't understand — she's moaning, but she's fucking someone else

How so, even my sister has a girlfriend (and I just want fmf)

My sperm is bad, but I want kids — after the wedding you'll get knocked up by a friend

Honey, you've never flowed like that from cheating - surely you love me?

Relax, honey, don't cheat in front of me. Get high off someone else's dick, you can

I shared with my boyfriend no problem, now we're making out with cum

He hasn't fucked one more friend yet, and the other one is already begging for his dick