The hitchhiker both sucks and fucks — I almost missed my station

My sister seduced me into having sex, and now I go to fuck her every day

I didn't know that a friend would split the check, so I gave it to the toilet

I fuck the bitch in and out of her pussy, and we don't even know each other

Do you like to suck a big cock? Love to get cum right down your throat, too

Honey, fuck me gently first, then I'll suck you deep, I promise

Mom, why do you need to look for fuckers when your son's dick is bigger anyway?

The whore is in her repertoire — no pants on, in the toilet fucked

Just getting ready to do the laundry, and the guy's already got his dick out

Now we have to wait six months for spring to fuck her in public like this

Are you going out? Go take a shower or I'll get sperm all over your hair

So that's why you can't get into the bathroom on an airplane!

She drank a stronger cocktail to make it easier to pay for it

Met a tipsy babe in a bar and immediately punked her

So my daughter won't get dumped by her boyfriend, I'll teach her how to fuck so he'll freak the fuck out

I don't like to stay in debt — I'd rather just suck my dick for dinner at the cafe

Wife, what the hell? I bring you to the mall and you're in the car jerking off

Actually, waitresses aren't allowed to fuck on the job, but we're quick

Sweetheart, I need a penis right away. Be quiet, or my friends will hear

This bartender is not picky — whoever stays at the bar sucks it

You can do these butt exercises in a public restroom

Either you give a blowjob or get out of the apartment. Make your choice quickly

You don't want to suck your brother's dick? Then I'll tell my mom everything I know

"Sister, are you masturbating? Why don't you invite me over? It's more fun together."