Not getting laid already makes my legs cramp and my pussy hurt — I'm going to my neighbor's right now

You're the mistress, I'm the lover - we're in the closet. Suck it! It's all about sex

Her husband hasn't even gotten to work yet, and she's already sick without a dick - she calls her neighbor

In general, I don't cheat on my husband — but how can a neighbor in the elevator not suck his dick?