Brother, good of you to drop by, I was just thinking about your dick. Can I see it?

- Holy shit, did you come inside?! - Well, you wanted a change, so here you go

Let him spank and punish with his dick, as long as he doesn't tell his mother

You've got a great ass - now I'm not letting go until I've had my cum in my mouth

You can't get your voice back with a blowjob. I'll fuck you, and you'll moan in a singsong voice

Brother, for your birthday I give you a creampie - cum inside and make a wish

I'll kiss my wife, or she'll get jealous, and then I won't see cheating and fmf

A dick is good, but when a friend girl jerks off before orgasm, it's priceless

Why watch porn when you can stick your dick in that ass?

I didn't let you fuck me in real life, you decided to fuck me in my sleep 😱 What a twist!

How do you trick a friend into having sex? Oh, I'll touch his dick and see if he gets it

My boyfriend doesn't lick me, but my friend girl is always ready to fondle my clit

Oops, wanted to get back at my husband, but accidentally made him a cuckold 🫠

What do you think of my husband's cock? Told you he was a fucking great fuck

Fucked the hotel receptionist for making a mess in the room, because the customer is always right

The nurse said it's good to get laid, because sex cures all diseases

Woke up the girl's sister with a fuck, I gave it to her in the mouth, she wanted to

You're quite a bunny - don't forget to jump on your dick

I'm going on a date, but I can't suck a dick. Man, give me your dick

Not to get laid on a date, I'll go with my vibrator in my pussy

Fucked her to another orgasm - now the bitch is not laughing

I'll be gentle, he said. But he ended up fucking my ass

I fucked you both, so share your sperm, girlfriends

Quiet, or your boyfriend will come in and find out he's a cuckold