Checking to see if my wife will let me if I get her drunk (spoiler: she will 😉)

Get high on your dick while I let you — as soon as you get bored, I'll pour sperm in your mouth

Don't fuck so hard, it makes your eyes water from the constant orgasms

Take your finger off — you're masturbating and your boyfriend's not fucked

Are you really a virgin? Okay, give me $500 and fuck me all you want 👌

You didn't fuck up your vacation if you fucked a pretty girl like that with your dick

You steal, and if you earned like a neighbor, you'd give it to me in the ass like that

Creampie in you, but I can fuck you a third time, too

Oh, well, if you have such a hard-on — give it here, I'm a doctor, I'll help!

Honey, stop right there! Where are you going without my sperm inside?

Isn't it unfair to put a big dick in a small ass? Better enjoy your orgasms

It was a good fuck, but most importantly, I licked all the sperm out

I sucked him off just to fuck him, and he came inside me, also twice

What are you two doing in the shower? Now prove that I'm behind you

Stranger girl, come swim with me, or at least put your balls in your mouth

The wizard fixed the laptop, fucked someone else's wife, and didn't get caught by her husband

The informal woman was getting high from being licked, caressed, and fucked

You should have rubbed him right away, otherwise he only thinks about his orgasm

Listen, since you're not married, suck my dick in the entryway. I'll give you some money

I clamped my mouth and fucked her harder, but she still screams like a bitch

Brother, can you see if my pussy is too tight in these shorts?

Uncle Kol, why did you take off your pants? What other debt are you going to take with you? 😳

You showed up drunk and lost your panties in a cab, so apologize

Bumped everyone in Apex, and now I'm standing here — now they're going to bump me