Well, well, girls, don't push yourselves, there's enough sperm for everyone

Dumped a guy — don't be sad, suck a dick in the entryway and you'll feel better

I'm going to call this stranger into the entryway, in case she gives me a blowjob

You can't go to a guy's house because his parents are there — but I can also blow him in the elevator

You can't go home because your parents are there, but you can also give a blowjob in the entryway