I wasn't gonna peek! But if I'm caught, I'm gonna fuck you

Why should I watch her masturbate? I'm gonna go over there and fuck her

I thought you were late, but when you saw your tits you didn't want your whores?

I don't have to cook for you, but I do give you on a schedule

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

Almost blew me off on the first date, but the situation was saved by sex

A trainer friend showed an exercise where they both cum at once

Blew the guy's mind on the first day of self-isolation, but at least she sucked

Guy cums on his panties and had to go home with a wet pussy