I'll tell everyone at school that I'm a great fucker, that's what my mom said

Brother, in order not to be a fast shooter, you have to get laid before the date

My father's new whore is an upstart, the kind you can only shut up with your dick

Now how do I explain to my husband why I have so much sperm in my mouth?

I don't wear panties to work — the owner takes them off anyway

Honey, I'll fuck a stranger for you just to get you off

Calm down, I don't like the groom, and I don't give a shit whose dick I suck

Daddy said I was dressed like a whore, and he used to fuck whores

I was waiting for a new fucker, and my son came, so come in and fuck me, what can I do?

"Come on, bitch, show your daddy how you fuck your boyfriend."

What do girls do after a blowjob? If sperm is in your mouth — kissing

The guy is so fucking annoying, he calls and won't let me meet his roommate

Okay, you live once, here's a black dick for you, but don't forget about mine

Looking for a girl for an hour, and there's a sister — let her bare her ass, her cunt

I don't get it — if the friend girl daughters on her dick, who sits on her face?

You wanted a mfm? Stretch your pussy, we'll fuck you in two cocks, no mercy

And my ex is a good one - he comes and fucks me on demand

She threw water on her friend, so what? She wanted to cheat on her husband anyway

Wife brought a friend for an orgy, and now she's watching and clearly jealous

She talked her husband into an orgy, and now he's got another man's wife sucking and giving

Your wife's asleep, let's fuck mine - she's not used to fucking two cocks

Anal with the maid is a nice bonus to cleaning, but not a word to the wife

Moved his girlfriend, or her friend girl without a dick is quite sad

I don't cheat for a guy, but sometimes I blow his friends in the entryway