So Lois Griffin made Peter a cooch! And this one turned out to be a whore

Son, what are you doing here? Well, since you're here, let's at least get laid

All milfs want sex, and this one didn't say no - she asked for more

She's fucking with me! She jerks me off and won't let me cum, the bitch

The courier was fucked up — she met me naked and asked me to spank her