Have you been behaving yourself? Then I'll call a friend for mfm instead of Santa Claus

"Sit down and watch me cheat, but don't you dare jerk off!"

We were going to play board games, but suddenly became swingers

That's my dick, and that's my wife over there. I'm waiting for my turn to fuck her

Nothing is too bad for your best friend — you can even cum in your beloved

My sperm is bad, but I want kids — after the wedding you'll get knocked up by a friend

Gave his wife one last chance to fuck another man before the wedding