I gave it to the neighbor's grandfather when I was drunk, I won't go to any more sleepovers - rofl

Sister, you're a giver - what difference does it make whether you suck your brother or your friend

Exorcising a demon from my wife with a stoner on her face -- it's Halloween, baby

It's good that we took a friend on vacation — we'll make a baby right on the beach

I don't get it — if the friend girl daughters on her dick, who sits on her face?

Son, do you want to touch my boobs? Just make sure you don't tell your father

"A respectable company," they said, and they had the workers without their underpants