Honey, don't just sit on your dick — jerk it off with your feet first

If they give you a pussy, don't get lost — get your dick out quicker

She jerked me off with her legs, and I thanked her by giving her a pussy-jerk

So she wouldn't swear for a creampie, spanked her ass until it turned red

Naked and begging for a cock😱 That's what I call meeting a roommate