What the fuck is my mom doing in a train, I'm gonna masturbate until she notices

How to get laid on a train? - Buy a hitchhiker a Coke and she's yours

Go to work on the train and fuck to pass the time

I woke up my traveling companion — we'll be there soon, and there's no sperm in her pussy yet

There's not much room in the train compartment, but we had a great time