It's Halloween, but I know how to talk Kisankanna into fucking

My husband hasn't forgiven me for the last time I was unfaithful, and my ass is in sperm again

Domestic violence doesn't stop incest — I suck your dick and you do the dishes

That orgasm was so fucking awesome that my wife forgot how to breathe

I'm teaching her English, but she's bored, she's rubbing her pussy

I told my girlfriend to fuck off and she took it too literally

I called the programmer and didn't get dressed — of course, he fell for it!

I ordered a pizza and already spent the money in kind

Called a prostitute home and she wanted to fuck in the yard