If you want a discount, you have to fuck me to orgasm first. There's no other way

I'll convince my wife to record a home video and fuck her right away, or she'll change her mind

Kisankanna knows what she wants — that's why she's asking for a huge dick for New Year's Eve

I'm not ready for beach sex, but sex BEFORE the beach is fine

Oh, sorry I woke you up, I just wanted to sperm inside so bad

Courier, let me get naked and suck your dick for a pizza, I have no money

Domestic violence doesn't stop incest — I suck your dick and you do the dishes

That orgasm was so fucking awesome that my wife forgot how to breathe

I told my girlfriend to fuck off and she took it too literally

So lazy to make dinner, why don't we just fuck on the table?

I called the programmer and didn't get dressed — of course, he fell for it!

That's why I lured a stranger to a picturesque but secluded place

I'm teaching her English, but she's bored, she's rubbing her pussy

I ordered a pizza and already spent the money in kind