So lazy to make dinner, why don't we just fuck on the table?

I don't usually fuck Uber couriers, but I need to get back at my ex

Called a guy to celebrate Christmas, and he fucked and left right away

The chiromancer didn't see shit, but satisfied the virgin client

Her pussy was so wet from fucking that I knew right away she was going to cum

If you know how to fuck, prove it. If you can make me orgasm, I'll believe you

Where did you come from in torn tights, huh? Admit it, or I'll tear you

There's no money, there's a mouth and a pussy, you can fuck me if you want, but don't drive me out of the crib

Wow, my neighbor sucked my wi-fi password! I'll have to change it 😏

- Would you like to suck my dick? - I'll suck your dick and I'll trick you into having sex, bro

The huge dick won't just fit in her mouth — it will reach up to her tonsils

Put the bitch's mouth on his dick — she cussed and fucked him herself

Neighbor, here's my pussy, help me cum, the guy's not home

Come in, don't be afraid, I've had cock like that in my vagina

Domestic violence doesn't stop incest — I suck your dick and you do the dishes

That orgasm was so fucking awesome that my wife forgot how to breathe

I called the programmer and didn't get dressed — of course, he fell for it!

The nerd got carried away with the game and didn't notice that his dick was already in my hand

Stranger girl, you want free pizza, show me how you give a blowjob

I'll convince my wife to record a home video and fuck her right away, or she'll change her mind