"Honey, I'm bored" — "Here's your dick, have fun."

Fuck me like Judy Hopes — haven't you seen Zveropolis?

Sister, I'm not a maniac — you want me to fuck you, ask for it

You don't want to fuck your wife's anus, but you can fuck her whore friend

I can bring that redhead to orgasm with one finger. You don't believe me?

Fuck me all you want, but don't slap my ass so hard

Before real anal, we'll stretch you with double penetration

I'm not going anywhere with a hard-on like that

First I'll prepare myself with my finger, and then I'll stick two toys at once

My dick was full of sperm — I pumped it into this babe's vagina

I don't know who you are, but since we're already naked, let's fuck or something

Whines about anal, thinks I'll take pity, but it only makes me horny

So how do girlfriends kiss when guys are fucking in different positions?

He asks: "Not on the panties" — too late, they're already in sperm

Your computer doesn't work, you can use me instead of porn

Put your dick in me and don't take it out until you come, okay?

I took my condom off 😲 and it turned me on! I had enough cum for two cumshots

I have a boner, and your mouth is free - suck it if you want money

Are you stuck or are you up for some doggystyle anal? I'll use my finger to check

Came on cock, now finger fuck and squirt guaranteed 👌🏻

They told me, "Don't go to the audition or they'll fuck you." I'll go again tomorrow

She doesn't care if I didn't get it in time 😳 It's all about not being a father

Stop jerking off or I'll piss myself 💦 It's about time I put it in you

Fucking my wife with a vibrator helps - she's so into shivering cums