That's a happy squirt — and all I gave her was flowers

I've already beaten you all up, it won't hurt — you go ahead

When you're alone, every new neighbor is a new reason to fuck

Sister couldn't fucking wait for me? I haven't had a boyfriend in a long time

Eh, my friend doesn't fuck me like that, but at least he lets me watch

Grabbed my hair and put it on my dick — yeah, that's a good way to fuck

Oh, and the delivery guy isn't a guy... All right, I'll fuck the girl, I want pizza

She admitted that she fucks me for a reason, and she's already in the pussy

Don't tell me what to do, I know — I have to get up and pull my pantyhose down

Her sister got dumped by her boyfriend, so she got up from not getting laid

Don't look at me like that, you've come so many times, now it's my turn

Let your mom cook for you, I just want to fuck

Put the bitch's mouth on his dick — she cussed and fucked him herself

Okay, who's a lesbian here? I'm going to teach you how to love dicks

I didn't do cunnilingus, but at least I licked my tits — okay, I'll let you fuck me

Sweetheart, I licked your pussy, now get on the table for a crepey

Why did you put your finger up your ass? Giving it to me, my finger is bigger

Your pussy is fucking plump — I wouldn't mind cumming in it

Brother, you're lying around, and my pants are wet from not getting laid!

My husband is nothing, so I bring strangers home for sex

You made your boobs bigger for a reason — take off your swimsuit, we'll take you for a test drive

I hear masseurs make whores squirt, make me squirt too

I don't get it! What's with the boob boner? I have a boyfriend

Guest, don't get mad, better get into the situation and the receptionist