You've got a bigger dick than your father! I'm the one with the erection, aren't I?

You got a really big dick. I don't give a fuck brother, I'll sleep with you

She comes over - I have to hit her hole 🍆 I have to hit her hole 🍆 I have to hit her hole! That's the kind of billiards

If he fucks me, I'll wiggle my ass and I don't have to pay rent 😌

I bought new pantyhose and I'm going to my dad - why, I'll jerk him off with my legs 👀

He fucked the maid instead of paying her - why, she's an attendant

I waited for a girl and fucked a waitress 😳 I don't spare my dick for anyone

What a worthy fucker - cums three times over 💦

Wait for your friend on my cock-- we have an hour to cheat

The guy couldn't even fuck me, but my brother gave me a squirt flood 💦

I fuck one or the other with my dick - why, I've hired two secretaries and I'm getting high

You're the one who hasn't fucked in a while? What are you waiting for? Fuck me and cum on my face

This table has sex more often than I do 🗿 She won't let me play again

"Fuck me!" - Yeah, that's what she asked 🤤 I couldn't refuse her

I mean, you don't want to cheat?! 😤 I gave you the money, take off your clothes

You stole my underwear 😳 How about admitting you want to fuck me?

She's really turning me on - drunk and already taking her panties off

She could use a little foreplay

No more erection problems 🔥 Treat me like this every day

Can we get a doggystyle maid? Cause I'm dying to fuck someone

Wife puts on her stockings in a sexy way. I'm gonna fuck her and we're gonna be late for everything

Ex, are you crazy? 🥵 I'm married and you're showing me your naked body

She empties my balls on a regular basis 😏 She puts her ass on the line for a smack

I got him to have friendship sex. Turns out I needed a dick so badly