You're not gonna get your dick on, so why don't you just stand up? 107K

I put my hand on my sleeping friend's chest and realized that friendship sex was gonna happen

I get that kind of innuendo, and I get it. I'm gonna fuck you and put it in your mouth

What, you want me to sit on your dick? We're not allowed! Although, uh. why not?

I'm a delivery girl, but it's for the soul - if you want to get me deep

1 compliment and a glass of wine, and I'm ready to come on my face

I didn't know you couldn't come in other people's moms. 🫣 Excuse me, I gotta go

It's so fucking great that you're adopted! Our sex is now legal

How can you not give on the 1st date? Maybe he doesn't fuck you to orgasm

You got it, you're a good boy! He got them both in positions that made them both come

She bent over for her neighbor, bent over for a creampie, all for a deal

All I want to do is fuck her without registering or texting! Done ✅

"Lick me to orgasm!" - That's how I found a job for my soul 👅

So fat! You can't get it in without a friend 🤯

In front of my parents, I accidentally walked into my sister while we were fighting

Why did she show me her boobs?! It's over, NoNutNovember has failed