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Are you sure you're a driving instructor? Cause you're putting me on your dick

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I sleep over at a friend's house, what happens? At most, his dick goes inside me

I came on my ex-girlfriend at her wedding! I'm great, aren't I? 😎

- You're my husband and her brother and father! - Okak, who do I stick the end in? 😳

I lost my wish - now I have to give it to my neighbor 🙄 Will there be minuses?

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Fuck, your father's cheating on me! 😾 Will you fuck me tonight?

What, you're gonna belt me in the ass and then fuck me? I agree, punish her

My drunk sister shows me her tits and asks me: "Fuck me!"

He's married, but he fucks the fuck out of me. I didn't wear stockings for nothing