My parents are home, what the fuck do I do? I'm gonna have to suck dicks in the driveway

Gave a Valentine's card to a girl, and she gave it to her in the entryway

My wife has no idea that I'm fucking our neighbor right in the entryway

Yeah, you have more, otherwise I wouldn't suck you off and cheat for a guy

Dumped a guy — don't be sad, suck a dick in the entryway and you'll feel better

That's the risk - someone might have seen me cramming it in the entryway

I haven't even asked her name but she's already on my dick (in the entryway)